Paul Allen - Guest Blogger

   It's February in Titiwangsa, the most amusingly named suburb in all of Kuala Lumpur. Alex and Rachel are on the last leg of their world tour, and they have wisely chosen to come to the cheapest destination last, where the final fumes of the budget go the farthest.

Here's Rachel attempting to catch dengue fever at the local lake.









It is quite acceptable to ride your motorbike on the footpath here, but you must never, ever, show affection towards anyone.




Berkelakuan Sumbang my arse! Those crap warning signs were a waste of Government money.









These ones on the other hand seem to be more persuasive. I haven't seen this happen yet.










Another fine evening at Titiwangsa HQ.









The lizards here are enormous, have opposable thumbs and crack on to your woman.










You should've seen the other applicants for the 101 East anchoring job.